We have rented an allotment
Conveniently located at the end
Of our housing row
We dig it and the veg grows
But the soil is very lumpy
And when dry is like concrete mixed with glue
And a quagmire when wet
We both readily agreed
That compost was te thing we needed
The next day I ordered 10 bags
Thinking we could to each part drag
When delivery day finally came
(and yes, it started to rain)
There was no sign of a bag
Just a lorry load filled with muck
The driver proceeded to dump it on the lane
There was loads of it